Me: Oh, look… Skye and Ward finally got together.
Aos Writers: *HYDRA MOTHERFUCKER!*
Me: Well, at least Fitzsimmons confessed-
Aos Writers: *BRAIN DAMAGE AND SIMMONS LEAVES MOTHERFUCKER*
Me: Oh, but how about the new guy and S-
Aos Writers: *SHOT WITH AN ICER MOTHERFUCKER!*
Me: Well… philinda it is.
Me: *Reads ep 4 synopsis*
@ChloeBennet4: This is me aggressively honking at @IMBrettDalton in his car for no reason. He loves me.
”-Bye bye, bikinis
-Yeah, I bet you look terrible in them now.”
"It's my morning dance, my morning dance for Thor."
"what are you afraid of? that i’m gonna-"
"that you’re gonna keep crawling into my bed in the middle of the night"